thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via jax)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via gothicgrandpaqueen)

    what she says: I'm fine.
    what she really means: motherfucking treasure goblin got away

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via glenn-rhee-pizzaboy)

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

(Source: vasuki, via fake-mermaid)

ffinicks:

I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

(via embryodanika)